Photo cred: tamyuu@tumblr
2011/02/09 12:53 pm
Photo cred: tamyuu@tumblr
Abstract
In September of 2010, the professionals at SnsdKorean released the first results of an ongoing study, titled The Science of Kkab, which detailed Kim Hyoyeon’s behavioral glitches. After decades of grueling fieldwork, the SnsdKorean Team is back and is proud to disclose the results of the latest Soshi study just in time for Sooyoung’s 21st birthday!!!!!!!!
The study discusses Sooyoung from a scientific viewpoint, complete with a hefty measure of serius bidnezz.
I. Size
Undeniably overpassing the other Soshis in height, Sooyoung takes advantage of her long legs to reach food on the tallest tree. Thus, she gets to eat more and grow even taller. See? It’s an unfair cycle. Number one rule of the jungle- have blessed genes. Anything else, and Sooyoung will take all your food.
Flamingo Sooyoung showing how long her legs are
Giraffe Sooyoung. photo cred: superjacket
II. Mating Call
An interesting phenomenon of Sooyoung is her peculiar mating call, scientifically classified as “Aegyo”. While fellow Soshi, Sunny, has been known for her calls that attract fists rather than potential mates, Sooyoung attracts wooden sticks. When you see her about to declare her love for someone, you better keep your f*****g hat on.
In the spring of 2010, the Snsdkorean team embarked on a risky project to encage Sooyoung with a domestic chicken, hoping to analyze the effect of her Aegyo on other species. While the chicken returned her mating call, Sooyoung apparently felt intimidated in the new environment. We thought it was kind of funny.
Afterwards, Sooyoung skinned the chicken and wore its feather suit as a sign of superiority.
The following is a closeup shot of a successful Aegyo mating call with Yoona. The success, however, didn’t last long, as Yuri fiercely fought Sooyoung to win back Yoona:
Photo cred: sweet-times@tumblrIII. Voracious Appetite
After researching for years, we have found that as soon as Sooyoung wakes up, she begins to feed. Take her food away, and she will kill you. As our fellow researcher, Mintchoc, has elaborated on this characteristic yesterday, I will spare you the deets.
IV. Violent Behavior
Speaking of killing, it would be worth it to mention that Sooyoung was born, in scientific terms- pretty damn G. As you can see in the following snapshot, she was trained to be a killer, destined to join Kkangpae Shidae. (Courtesy of sLaVe)
However, throughout the years, her true kkangpae self has been dwindling a bit, succumbing to this stuff:
Yet despite social pressure to conform to the norm, it is clear that she still has her G-ness:
[Editor’s note: G and Violent are not interchangeable. However, in this particular study, we are assuming the reader is intelligent enough to discern the difference. Basically, I’m just really lazy.]
V. LOL Producer
Perhaps the most distinctive characteristic of Sooyoung is her ability to make others lol. Her imitation techniques are perfect, as you can see in the following video [start 3:18]:
And in this impersonation:
Also, never forget Sooyoung’s self-proclaimed perfection:
Despite all this, Sooyoung is an expert as hiding her aggressiveness, her appetite, and other animalistic tendencies. The following pictures show Sooyoung attempting to hide her true character:
Sooyoung being ladylike? WE BEG TO DIFFER
It’s easy to be overshadowed in a group of 9 Soshis. Sooyoung isn’t the main singer, or the lead dancer, or the resident actress. Regardless, Sooyoung is able to stand out with her personality. Whether she tries or not, her hilarious antics garner interest from all over the world. Sooyoung was once caught saying that “a celebrity is a person who wants to be a child at times, but is forced to become an adult.” The melancholic self-awareness doesn’t detract from the fact that Sooyoung will forever remain a kkabster. No matter how old she becomes, she will always be the girl who wears a chicken suit. And that’s why we love her. So on behalf of the Sones out there, we genuinely wish her a very, very happy birthday 😀
And one more time-
Don’t forget to check back on Snsdkorean for the last of the Sooyoung birthday post trifecta!
Sources: photos as tagged, fyeahsnsdfacts@tumblr, curodotsoshi@tumblr
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Sooyoung is also a runner up byuntaeng, lol!
By PeachBlossom on 2011/02/09 at 12:56 pm
Damn. SooYoungie likes boobies.
While Taeng likes booty. xDD
By SNSDJeTi♥ on 2011/02/10 at 1:45 pm
Happy birthday sooyoung!!
By shaun on 2011/02/09 at 1:03 pm
i love sooyoung 🙂
By susie on 2011/02/09 at 1:07 pm
LOL!
Th-x and waiting for the last!
By Julian Vega on 2011/02/09 at 1:25 pm
I really like the II part.
Melancholic self-awareness… I like that way of describing that pert of her.
Happy Birthday to Soo!
By Mongrolian on 2011/02/09 at 1:29 pm
LOL I LOVEEEEE y’alls scientific study! <333
"Yuri fiercely fought Sooyoung to win back Yoona" YoonYul FTW!
“a celebrity is a person who wants to be a child at times, but is forced to become an adult.” <– She sound so wise when she said this~
Sooyoung's a pure choding on the inside but she also understands so many things and she takes the happenings in life as lesson for her path to wisdom ^_^
p.s. can't wait for the 3rd post!
By kiddokiddie on 2011/02/09 at 1:56 pm
Win post.
By Etilla on 2011/02/09 at 2:01 pm
LOOOL.
i agree with Etilla.
who knew sooyoung’s aegyo was her mating call haha ❤
By ferrerorocher9 on 2011/02/09 at 2:24 pm
This is a hilarious, well-written post! Chuckling over lotsa parts in this article, so true so true~ Good one! XD
By Stan on 2011/02/09 at 4:12 pm
take her food away and she will kill you….haha…funny
SNSD, fighting! ^^
By justea on 2011/02/09 at 4:50 pm
Me like this post too! :]
By annabananaz on 2011/02/09 at 5:27 pm
LMAO! This post is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in my life! And where SooYoung gets violent, all the girls’ react except Sica! It’s like delayed! OMG i would love to be in attendance of her birthday because I bet they are gonna have a blast! Ah, jeez, my side is hurting from laughing at them!
By HHyo on 2011/02/09 at 5:51 pm
I feel as though the “Self-awareness” part is true for some of us here. It’s kind of unfortunate really.
On another note, breathe normally if you the entire post made you LOL from start to finish, and even after the post.
The videos’ and pics were pretty much the pivotal aspect of this post that accentuated Sooyoung’s character in all her glory, no matter how she acted normally, or her beauty(I think she’s sexy), or whatever, it makes her who she is, we appreciate and love her that way, and we keep coming back for more. Hehe.
Happy Birthday, Sooyoung! I never realized you could be “Soo” funny.
(Get it? “Soo”young, “Soo” Funny? Okay, that was a bad pun/joke, I apologize.)
By A10SR on 2011/02/09 at 6:28 pm
LOL!
By Herro on 2011/02/10 at 1:17 pm
NICE!!! XD
WIN!!! *thumbs up*
HAHAHAA!!!
By Wing on 2011/02/09 at 7:26 pm
I like all the posts…
SooYoung looks crazy in her pics…
Happy Birthday …
By demikidz on 2011/02/09 at 7:30 pm
Its Shikshin Shi Dae !!
Everyone should go swimming in celebration of this day…
Happy birthday to our Choi Shikshin!!
By Starrywilder on 2011/02/09 at 7:45 pm
oh, it’s tomorrow and i can’t wait.
sooyoung, you’re my favorite, and you’re the best ❤
By laura on 2011/02/09 at 8:03 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOOYOUNG!.
By Pheng on 2011/02/09 at 8:36 pm
#hansiwonsooyoung
By s.s on 2011/02/09 at 9:14 pm
Happy Birthday Soo Young noona, in about 3 hours time from now in singapore!! <3, support SNSD always~
By Gabriel on 2011/02/09 at 9:49 pm
“My sides are aching from all the hilarity shown here today 😀 😀 😀 !!!!” My dear SooYoung, have a Blessed, Beautiful 21st birthday <333333333333 😉 !
(Looking forward to the final "installment" in this post "series" and being able to officially wish SooYoung on her actual birthday 🙂 !)
By Kenneth on 2011/02/09 at 9:51 pm
thanks herr0, i literally laughed so hard that my family started giving me the “WTF are you doing” look =.=”‘
Awesome post! ^_^V
By MintChoc on 2011/02/09 at 9:54 pm
Choi Sooyoung is a Trending Topic at Twitter right now. O:
By Flo on 2011/02/09 at 10:51 pm
lol. awesome post herro! such hilarious findings! ^_^
By chinesebutterfly on 2011/02/09 at 11:31 pm
yahh i wish our shinkshin to have the very best B-DAY!!! 😀 sooyoung we luv u!!
By jessi123 on 2011/02/10 at 1:23 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOOYOUNG ! ;Yeah,Chef’
By SnsdSUNNY-L on 2011/02/10 at 2:10 am
Happy Birthday Sooyoung ^^
By shingy on 2011/02/10 at 6:34 am
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By Sooyoung… It is WE who thank YOU | So Nyuh Shi Dae Fansite on 2011/02/10 at 6:55 am
So what happens when a SONE has way way too much time in his/her hand?
btw, Happy Birthday Sooyoung!!
By JamesLinJr on 2011/02/10 at 8:47 am
happy birthday sooyoungie<3333
By mimi on 2011/02/10 at 9:17 am
Happy Birthday Sooyoung! 🙂
By D on 2011/02/10 at 9:54 am
happy birthday sooyoung noona!!
wish u a long and healthy life..^^
we love you!!<3
By I'mALoner on 2011/02/10 at 1:06 pm
I love seeing childlike, fun, out going SooYoung.
Rather than being a mature adult.
It just isn’t as natural. LOL.
I love SooYoung despite her being so wild.
Actually that’s what I love about her! 😀
So Happy Birthday my beloved SooYoungie!! ♥
Have the best, funnest, and most wild celebration ever!! 😀
By SNSDJeTi♥ on 2011/02/10 at 1:44 pm
[…] all of the above together with those already widely examined by the SNSDKorean Research Institute, are to name but a few of the many fascinating attributes that this charming young lady […]
By Sooyoung… It is WE who thank YOU « Mirae's Blog on 2011/02/10 at 10:24 pm
I love you SooYoung ^^
By geeoh on 2011/02/10 at 10:48 pm
Happy birthday!!!!
Will you make one of these for the other members?
By Hannah on 2011/02/11 at 6:14 am
BWAAHAHAHA this post was HILARIOUS
very well written!! these videos and macros are KILLING ME lol
especially the video with snsd acting the children’s story
By Alex on 2011/02/12 at 6:16 am
nice title too!
By Alex on 2011/02/12 at 6:17 am
Happy Belated Birthday Shiksin!
You will always be one of my favs!
Saranghae ❤
By hotchocolatelove on 2011/02/13 at 5:41 pm