It’s time for some serious business now that Cindy’s most likely asleep. It’s the last day for the Don (Jessica) week and tomorrow evening will be Lady Tiffany’s turn to reign the sidebar for seven days. As a celebration for the ending of the rising ‘dawn’ and the coming forth of a new era, consider this the tying post for the OTP. And the story begins below!
Okay, so in continuation of >>this post<<, it’s time for Kkangpae Shidae! Freaking finally. This really isn’t what it was meant to be. It really was just gonna be a whack post with just me spazzing about gangster SNSD and why each one deserved their title in ranking within SNSD. I have no clue how I decided to tie in real life SM stuff… Basically, if I had written this sooner, it would have been COMPLETELY different from what you’ll read below.
Before we start, I must educate y’all on some of the terms I might be using through out the post. So I advise you guys to >>USE THIS KEY<<.
SM Entertainment is lead by Lee Soo Man therefore SM Entertainment who calls the last shots is the Copula/Comimissione. Other than Lee Soo Man, there is of course other members who run it with him. One of them is most likely BoA, the strongest female of the Copula.
The Family is SNSD. Besides their closeness, they run the show, they are the higher levels. SNSD is a family (i.e. organized group) of gangsters who kick ass in the music indusrty.
Obviously, >>Jessica is the Don<< because come on, look at the way she acts. When it comes to making decisions during missions, she always puts her input in. The best part is when she doesn’t like someone else’s idea and pushes hers until everyone else just succumbs. And must we really talk about her temper and bitch face glare she gives?! Every Don must be feared and respected. We all know that TaeYeon is quiet and is usually kept in the back unless she’s needed and who is everyone else listening to? Who is it that makes the room quiet? Who is it that brings the seriousness of everything when she talks? Jessica. Because she da boss. She may be laid back and she may be quiet, but what boss isn’t if it doesn’t deal with making demands? She uses the fear she inflicts on everyone else to keep them working because Jessica should never have to ask twice.
Every leader must have a leading lady, someone to calm them down. Usually this special role has no special role in mafia affairs which is quite convenient for Tiffany, who has no business being in a mob. I mean seriously. SERIOUSLY think about it before you oppose this. Clumsy, gets nervous when speaking, talks loudly and without thinking, isn’t considered the brightest tool in the shed, and most of all- doesn’t know the slightest thing about being tough. But that’s okay! She’s the one that calms Jessica down and keeps her stress free 😉
The Right Hand Man is SooYoung. Most of you probably won’t understand this, and you probably assumed that someone like Yuri or Sunny would be the advisor… but if you think about it, SooYoung’s ALWAYS talking. If Jessica’s being too lazy, who does all the work? Who is the one who usually motivates all the girls to come together and do their best? Who always promotes a good image for the group? When someone talks crap about the group, who sets them striaght?! And most of all, who is the most violent and defensive and hot tempered? XD There’s no reason why SooYoung isn’t qaulified for thid role. She is manly and strong and in all honesty, if Jessica or Taeyeon weren’t older or have seniority, who else would make such a good leader? Plus, she’s such a player 😀 You can’t get anymore gangstah than that. Plus, SooYoung is scheming enough to take this role.
Finally, it’s Yuri’s spot! Yuri best fits the Underboss. When it comes to best organized, Yuri comes to mind. Plus, Yuri does a good job at fooling everyone she talks to when being interviewed. The Family knows her as this scheming, easily angered, and serious but light hearted. The outside world (media) sees her as innocent, professional, and all ready for work. Plus, it does help that this girl has like 12 faces! When it comes to secret affairs and business, you always need a different personality depending on what you need to do. And no one has as enough wit as Yuri! The Underboss and Right Hand Man work closely together because both need to inform the Don with what needs to be known and they’re always with the Don. SooYoung and Yuri, when are they never close?
The highest ranking Captain has got to be TaeYeon. She seems to do well when bossing the kids around AFTER already knowing the plan. When it comes to making decisions, it seems she takes a while or needs to be handed an idea before she can react. However, when TaeYeon talks, people listen. When TaeYeon needs something, people will try their best. Why? Because she’s the captain that cares for her people.
Sunny and HyoYeon I think are just about on the same level Captains. However, these two Captains are strong in completely different things. They have good teamwork when they’re together. Plus, what’s not gangster about these two? HyoYeon dances like she’s from the streets, has a temper that’s deathly scary because she’s so calm, and with all that muscle she’s gotta be strong as hell. If there was a fight, I’d want HyoYeon to have my back. As a captain, she’s patient, and takes her time to teach you or help you out. Sunny on the other hand has got smarts, I seriously think this girl is all logical in her head. She may fool you with her cuteness and she’d probably be one of the last ones you’d expect as a gangster, but let’s face it, she gets serious too! When things are going tough, Sunny solves it by calming everyone down with some comedy. If someone needed an escape plan, if someone needed to come up with a strategy quickly, if someone needed to rise from the pressure and save the day- it’d be Sunny. Plus, this girl never complains about anything that most girl would never want to deal with. She also seems to be good with technology… all that DS playin. But don’t for once think Sunny’s all brains because this Kuwait born is feisty! You don’t have all that energy for thinking, now do you? And can’t forget to give credit for Sunny making up SNSD’s Sicssor gang sign! “Don’t Give it Up” y’all.
YoonA definitely has one role in the mob as a Soldier and that’s to be the spy. When they need a runner to go out there and risk it all for the team, that’s YoonA. YoonA’s pretty easy to convince and comply with a mission because she never really complains and just listens to whatever is being said. This definitely comes in handy with Yuri since she’s always out and about doing business. And the most dangerous factor in business is competition. So what does YoonA do exactly? She flirts with the enemy! But don’t let this fragile face and thin waist fool you, cuz she’s freaking strong. Only the best of training made madatory by her lover boss Yuri with the help of HyoYeon.
SeoHyeon is the lowest ranking Soldier. I mean, come on, she looks like she could barely hurt an ant. But piss her off enough, I think she could become the angriest of them all. Let her crab (cancer sign) come out and pinch yo ass hardcore! She may be the lowest ranking soldier, but that’s because they get the job of beating everyone’s ass. There’s a fight? Seobaby’d be in there in a heartbeat. Cuz that’s her job.
OMG WOW longest puckin post evar…. and that really wasn’t it. I seriously tried to take out anything that related to couples because that’s a whole nother story/theory. What’s a genius without theories?
And now to end my Kkangpae Shidae tale like Grand Masta BoA says, “That’s that and I ain’t gotta say no mo’”
Picture Credits: Most likely found at Soshified + TOZZZzz (Thatonezombie) @JPHIP
Hahaha, epic. More, more – Encore. Personally, I felt that Sunny should be a rank higher. Behind her cutesy face is a genius mind. Seriously, if the mood got dampen down, she will be the one brightening them up with a new topics etc.
No complains about Jessica and Sooyoung there. Wicked gif.
Oh what? I got credit? Hey, when help is needed, I do what I can. Geebuz that Sooyoung gif is all kinds of awesomeness.
Damn, that is one epic post. Now we get a glimpse of the creative mad scientist ideas SLAVEEEeee has.
Slave, you really outdid yourself here. This was SOOOO EPIC on so many levels! Glad to see my post served as an inspiration to speak of the truth! All the pics and gifs are priceless btw (the don and right hand man’s couldn’t have been ANY better; Sooyoung’s gif actually LOOKS like they’re taking it to the streets), and I couldn’t agree more with your respective choices. All I can say is: Bravo. Can we expect an encore anytime soon?
you created an entire UNIVERSE hahaha
i’m guessing you’ve spent quite some time thinking all of this through ^^
Kkangpae Shidae fo life!
Yay you finally post this! I want more~!
haha but I’m agree with mumeichan, I think Sunny should be in higher level. Plus, I remember they said that behind Sunny’s aegyo she’s like the most g off all… she likes to boss around the other girls, making them buy stuff for her =D
oh. so they have a gang sign too? Sunny’s scissor sign… is it the one in Hahaha???
this is such an awesome post. more, please!
Wow… what an EPIC… I can never be more agree with the story… LOL how Fany become the don’s girl. its so accurate. and sunny should be higher than hyoyeon since her cuteness will break any deadlock hehehe…
BTW.. where can i find the picture of the girl wearing that black men uniform..??? what event is that. i have been hunting down that picture for months…
to answer your question (:
its from the 07 gayo daejun (or whatever theyre called…its the end of the year music festivites they hold every year where all the celebs come together and sing)
if you cant find it, leave a comment and ill help you out
Woooo…. snsdkorean my lovely genie… i have searched it over the net, yet i still couldn’t find it… would you help me find any link to pictures of it… or is there any link of it in soshified… i want their picture hiks2…
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow…………. maria… lol!!!!!
x) that kept me entertained!
isnt it the sharpest tool in the shed? 😀 sorry i really had to had to.
..WOW SERIOUSLY WHERES MY FAN FIC FOR THIS?! GOD WOMAN.
Lol at subject. Makes me proud to see you spell Bidz correctly. I’ll take credit for that. Yes I will. 😀
I completely agree with the epicness of this post. and there are more theories?! go slave! more!!!!!!
And wait, I just realized that Sooyoung gif is Tiffany raining hell on Sun Ye of Wonder Girls while Sooyoung is holding her back, right? Haha girl group brawl!?! Straight up G(ee)!You might want to reconsider Tiffany’s role as the “Leading Lady”!
that was hilarious!!!
lol i think u should make a fanfic about this x]
lol. totally awesome post! gotta love and admire the Family and Mafia. ^_^
I think of Yoona as the moll.
Tiffany as the reluctant sister but she can’t leave cuz she’s “family”.
SooYoung as the enforcer.
Sunny and Da Hyo as bodyguards.
Seohyun as the rookie who needs to prove herself.
Taeyeon’s the accountant.
Yuri’s the lawyer.
But, I’ll go along with you cuz you scare me.
Thanks for the love y’all. I didn’t even skim over this after writing the last line. I was so freaking tired… And I’ve yet to skip over it lol
But seriously, I didn’t even get in debt about fighting style and personality within the mob HAHA i could write a whole freaking story off of this. Maybe I should…. but i was so set on going back to allkpop this summer as a “summer” job and earn some money.
Ahhhh, I watch too many movies of this genre. Seriously, I recommend Casino if all this confuses you.
I didn’t even link evidence and what not of how kkangpae snsd acts now. hahah oh procrastination.
And yes people, there are more to my theories, and probably still more to this Kkangpae Shidae that I haven’t added on. MAYBE I’ll try to make one after each appreciation week?
Pooltides – isn’t there a term in fanfiction for some sort of genre where your fanfic is in a complete different universe or something like that? I’m not a super big fanfic person and I suck at internet terms/languae so I have no clue what that term is but now it’s killing me.
About Sunny’s position – it’s all about seniority. TaeYeon’s had more experience over Sunny and HyoYeon, plus she met Jessica before they did. If I did write a fanfic, then I do have an explanation for this
And yes, Crazy, that was from HaHaHa haha
soshimmy – don’t worry. Everyone’s in a gang… even Wonder Girls. but let’s not get into that here! more on this later?
JEyon – I see your point about Yoona being the Moll but I didn’t want to call her that since it sometimes refers to prostitutes. With Yoona’s role, I like to think she only uses sex when ABSOLUTELY necessary… but Yoona’s pro enough to get what she needs before that even happens and she just ends up kicking someone’s ass if the situation ever escalates. TECHNICALLY, Sunny/Hyo are body guards (because they’re the strongest) to Sooyoung and Jess mostly but they really are liek the trainers and the leaders to everyone else. Seohyeon in my eyes does try to prove herself too much is why (in my world XD) she’s the tough one wiht the temper and quick to the mouth. And what Yuri does is sorta like the lawyer… she jsut takes care of all the business stuff… think of her as a SUPER secretary. how do i scare you?? 😛
Lastly, I hope I didn’t scare anyone away… or have everyone believe i’m some crazy girl. I have a crazy imagination, yes… but crazy? no!
P.S. special thanks to my boys, TOZZzz and Sev oppa.
To answer a bit of your question on fan fictions terms, an alternate universe would be…exactly that, shortened as AU.
Also, I absolutely love this idea! I’d heard of the concept before and seeing the group setup like this makes a lot of sense. (Not to mention it’s hilarious!)
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Black Velvet said:
This makes complete sense, and I can see the truth in all of it, but I still feel like you’re hatin’ on the maknae! =O You can make a “But she’s the youngest and likes frogs!” excuse, but I won’t take it, slave!
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This is amazeing. I’ve never wanted to write a fanfic before. But this explaination fo the girl’s roles in a gane setup, is most amuseing and rather inspiring.
You’ve got one heck of an imagination. Then again I can see this having easily been inspired by Unstoppible Marriage. Which is chill with me. I’d love to see future posts of this. maybe like the secret reports of the stuff we hear about the girls irl, only give the secret reasoning as to what is really going on. Like the girl’s attempt of expanding their ‘terretory’ by takeing over Japan. And scouting out new possible territories and trade contracts within other contires through the Sm Town World Concert. lol.
Anyway. I might want to write a fanfic in the future, useing this set up fo the girl’s ranks, fi thats alright with you. I’ll be sure to give out credit. ^_~ lol. Anyway really enjoyed this post.
this is so funny! all of them do fit into their roles! maybe seohyun is more like a spy because she’s who you’d least expect to be up to something dodgy, right?
well, this is epic, yo! 😀
Sunny’s ‘bery good, yp’ should’ve been somewhere here. XD
I never saw the picture of them wearing police costume…the picture that Sooyoung protect WG’ Sunye (?) if i’m not mistaken.can someone tell me what show is it?
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