WARNING: Science-related education. Not suitable for the weak or the pregnant.
As many of you should already know, September 22 is….
Mali Independence Day! WOOOOT.
That was fifty years ago in 1960 Africa.
Forward 29 years. It is now 1989.
On the other side of the world, there is a star in the sky. It is bright. Three wise men see the special sign and they are told that a baby is born. A voice reveals the child’s fate to grow up to be a world-famous pop star loved by hundreds of avid fans. Her name… …is Cœur de Pirate and she is currently an award-winning Canadian singer. And today is her birthday!!!
All lameness aside, we all know that September 22, 1989 is the birthday of our very Hyoyeon! duh. What’s interesting is that 21 years ago, Hyo was born with a biological mutation in her genes. You know how normal people mature as they grow into adults? Well, something messed up in Hyo’s system and her maturity just… turns off sometimes.
But there’s no need to freak out- it’s completely natural. In fact, it’s pretty common in the KPop industry. There’s Kkab Kwon. And Kkab Yul. And of course Im Choding.
But when it comes down to it, there’s absolutely zero way a kkab list can be complete without Kim Choding.
What’s a choding? DON’T urban dictionary it. Instead, check out the Soshictionary and become enlightened. Now allow me to reveal the Very-Scientific-Hyoyeon-Study, demonstrating the genetic Choding mutation found in our choice Soshi- Kim Hyoyeon- from the days of baby Hyo to present-day Hyo. (can you please stop smirking at my cheesy transitions.)
As part of our extensive longitudinal case study, the professionals at Snsdkorean have been closely examining the behavioral glitches of Kim Hyoyeon.
Observe and learn.
0:12 shows signs of early developmental problems, including an inclination towards abusing others by means of crayon. 2:30 aptly shows current symptoms of the Choding mutation, including a desire to become so fly like a G6. Our hypothesis that the Soshi was a Choding was clearly validated.
As burgeoning Soshi Scientists, you readers must be aware that the Choding can attempt to disguise their mutation. This particular Soshi have mastered the art of deception. Over the course of three years, Hyo has made her name interchangeable with “Dancing Queen” and the fierce “Hyoraengi”. Quite obviously, she is now a dancing star with the capabilities to blow anyone away with her mad skills.
But I assure you- hidden behind her ingenious cover are the ever so prevalent traits of a Choding. Of course, the incurable Choding mutation can only be hidden for so long before it re-emerges, often in public areas.
We have noted some cases of a repressed Choding (left) and a Choding in its natural state:
Despite her occasional violent advances toward other Soshis, Kim Choding is generally very cheerful and good-natured. See instructional video #2:
You may have noticed her strange likings to nose hair and big butts and “Winfrah Oprey”, but these interests are all due to her Choding mutation. And these childlike Kkab traits are what makes her so interesting and lovable.
Even her dancing has contained traces of the mutation. As you will see in the next instructional video, Hyo’s dancing has been kkab through and through, from age 12 to age 20:
The Soshi’s 2010 tribal dance, commonly known as “Oh!” has even dedicated a major part of the choreography to the Choding. The part where they twirl their fingers around their hair is not a nod to traditional feminine habits, but instead, symbolizes the crazy nature of the resident Kim Choding. Speaking of “Oh!”, the Choding had been vigilant about adding what has been quite the boon- Kkab Poses. Persuading Yuri and Seohyun to do the same, Hyoyeon had made sure to strike a different kkab pose for each tribal performance.
cr: fellow scientists at Soompi
What can this mean? Should we fear all Chodings? Should we alienate them from society?
The answer is a big fat hairy NO. After closely observing Hyo for 21 years, we have found that chodings are only a plus to the world. With their lively attitudes and dorky personalities, they are like happy pills except they’re not pills. Disguise or not, the Dancing Queen has shown that even a Choding can be a multi-talented tribal performer. With popping pops and wavy waves, Hyo has clearly mastered the art of dance, elevating her to the status of Enriched Choding.
Conclusion: As a Soshi Scientist, I can personally say that I benefited from the mutation of Kim Hyoyeon. Her cheerfulness is contagious and even an outsider to KPop can become addicted to her kkab from watching one instructional video. Thus, I welcome all you novice Soshi Scientists to become fans of the great Hyoraengi and spread the awe-inspiring chodingness. And with that,
Wahh! A nothing-but-Hyo-Yeon post! So lovely! 😀
Proud to be a South African sone 🙂 i crave for herr0 posts!
and nice lame attempt at the beginning 😛
Boss Lady said:
lmaoo love you ❤ this post was so great and hilarious. the wonderful side of hyoyeon has been examined for quite some time and now put down onto solid paper. this mutation is beneficial fo sho. hopefully she can pass this mutation down to her future kids, i dont mind more hyoyeon's in the world 🙂
HERRO you are my new HERO 😀
happy birthday to the forever choding KIM HYO YEON!
but why oh WHY did i urban dictionary choding?? WHHY?!?!?! >_<
lol im replying 4 months late.. but im really sorry you urban dictionaried it. hahah i was searching through snsdk to see if we had covered something before i wrote a post on it, and this popped up. OH NOSTALGIA.
LOL. Thanks for making me smile after a horrible day. Dancing Queen ftw.
XD… nice post….
i was having a hard time looking at their pictures… because i cant take it… its too much XD.. their fun never had limits… ahaha
specially CHODING!!! XD
i wonder if you had some tribute for miyoung…
There is a tribute post for miyoung! 🙂
it’s just a random tribute hahah but feel free to go to the August 1st archives for the Tiffany birthday tribute posts! it’s worth it 🙂
this is, again, a super late reply but we’ll have tributes for all the girls’ bdays 😀
im glad you liked this one hehe
Yo.Happy Bday to our Kim Yeolsal + 11 (+12 for Korean Age).Choding forever.
Nicely Done!! 😀 Now only i notice how Cute HyoYeon can be.., 😀
Happy bday Hyo
.OHHHH!! wow this is great we are now greatful the u show us something about hyoyeon that make us FEEL LOVELY to her>>>OWW…IT WAS GREAT..LOVE YOU HYOYEON FOREVER AND EVER!!
.OHHHH!! wow this is great we are now greatful that u show us something about hyoyeon that make us FEEL LOVELY to her>>>OWW…IT WAS GREAT..LOVE YOU HYOYEON FOREVER AND EVER!!
Happy Birthday to My Kim Choding/HyoYeonie/Dancing Queen!! <333
She never fails to make me laugh either. XD
I love you HyoYeon!!
Have an awesome birthday!! 😀
Happy 21st Birthday, the only SoShi’s powerful dancing machine~!! Best wishes to you and the members. Have fun and conquer Japan soon~!! we “S♥NES” are always here to support you girls!! 🙂
PS. I LOVE THE LAST PHOTO THE MOST (FANYISM, I AM~!! LOL)
Keep it up. 😀
Happy 11th Birthday Kim Choding! lol
I love U, KIM HYO YEON!U are my life!
I was waiting for one of the staff to make a post about Hyo’s choding-ness and here it is! Hahaha. GREATTTTT job on the post. Aside from Kim Choding’s silliness, your post was really fun to read.
Happy Burfday Kim Hyoyeon!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333
Oh!mGee(nie) this post is totally AWESOME!!! HyoYeon unni hwaiting~ HyoYeon unni saranghae~ ❤
Woaaa~ nice post 😀
Happy Belated birthday hyo~!
wow, can i use this as a referense for my thesis? haha, a very concise and well written scientific report. xD HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR KIM CHODING!
Woah ! nice post . esp the headings . veri cool . nice science report . i bet ur gona be a famous sciencetist nx time .
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYOYEON !!!
LOL. Happy Birthday Hyoyeon! awesome way of making her bday scientific! ^_^
wow..too many science related things.luckily i like science.
anyway,HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANCING QUEEN <333
very scientific indeed. My respect for SK writers had just moved up a few notches higher than Stephen King and Michael Crichton (my fave writers of all time).
anyways.. this a happy read 🙂
I enjoyed it, thanks ^^
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM HYOYEON unnie!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYOYEON, GOD BLESS YOU!
Happy Birthdy Hyoyeon!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!
Bunthoeun Has said:
Awesome article!!! 😛
Happy B-day Hyoyeon!!!
i wonder that shows are they up to now… miyoung is not mcing anymore same as yuri… >.<
im still wondering what do they look like now. like soyoung's haircut… mmmmmm ~~o
that should be What shows… im sorry for the spam. just to correct it.
Happy Birthday, Hyo!!!! ^^
sunhee yu said:
LOVE HYOYEON THIS POST WAS SO FUNNY
hyo is just adorable and i love the way she plays around with the rest of the members
I didn’t know Coeur de Pirate was famous outside France…
Hyo was such a cute child on these pictures, lovely =)
HYOOOO I LOVE YOU ❤
I love all the snsd girls, but Hyoyeon has go THE best personality out of all of them! You just can’t hate this girl! And she’s got he cutest baby pic ever!!!!!
i think this post must have not been removed being stickied at least until sunday to show we that we are celebrating her birthday for a week
how come during the bday week of other members, all their articles were stickied for quite some time?
Boss Lady said:
this was stickied for the equal amount of time as the other posts. if you saw the first birthday posts, that was up for a good amount of days too. we’re not trying to eliminate hyo’s posts time on this blog.
and the banners still up too 🙂
loved it :] great job on this scientific study of the one and only Kim Choding / Kim Yeolsal! ❤
i think i’m in love with this girl 🙂
As far as i know, she’s greatly underrated. I hope she gets the spotlight soon because she’s hot, sexy, cute and funny. She’s everything. What a woman!
i adore this girl! my sisters like other girls in this group but she’s my personal favorite. cheers to her! happy birthday 🙂
Stay being a choding, Hyo! (n_n)
love the Science of KKAb hehehehe.. love the way they present it,,, now i Really understand what is happpening… for i really love to have more Chodings.. they are the one that brighten and make us happy,, hehehehehe… Mutation of Choding is now started… hehehehe
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