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Seriously though, we’ve struck it pretty good because we found this guy.^

Herr0:

Last week, the whole world celebrated as 33 men were rescued from a Chilean mine. After more than two months, the miners made the 20 minute travel to escape. Spectators held their breath as a capsule pulled each man out, as they were aware of the many possible disasters, such as the capsule breaking, etc etc.

The last miner out was Luis Urzua, a man who risked his own life to ensure that all the other workers would be brought to safety first. A hero in his own right, Urzua was a true captain making sure he did his job as best as he could.

This isn’t too unrelated, so just wait for it:

Now our very own Snsdkorean staffer may not be Chilean, or a miner, or life threatened, or a hero, or even trapped in anything for 70 days, but I do believe that he shares very similar traits with Luis Urzua.

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