It doesn't matter what shape you are, you still smell.
2010/04/13 12:16 pm
We, SNSD Korean, as of right now (N-O-W!) officially declare war on cucumbers. Yes, those disgusting, crunchy, cylindrical, green, vile, THINGS that are supposedly fit for human consumption. Irregardless of what the peasants in a kingdom eats, we will not allow our Ice Princess Jessica Jung to come anywhere near such impurities. That is why for her 22nd birthday, we will fight evil, and we will win.
It doesn't matter what shape you are, you still smell.
Right now it’s… Jessica week?
If you didn’t have it marked on your calendar or know off by heart and already built a shrine for worshiping , Jessica’s birthday is coming up soon on April 18th. Our blog will be doing a three-part ‘trilogy’ (this is part I) to celebrate the day that obviously rained a lot, so look forward to the remaining parts as the week progresses.
Everyone knows not to mess with the don, except maybe when you’re armed with a cucumber. But.. why would you want to bring harm to Jessica? =] Here’s to celebrating great moments in anti-cucumberness!
along with anything cucumber like…
Cucumber-free sandwiches?
Evil Yoong
and of course, the epic musical gift from Yoona, Fany, and Sunny.
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Let the battle begin!
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Looking forward to the other 2 parts! 😀
By zheming on 2010/04/12 at 12:26 pm
watermelon and melon in her hate list.man, i thought they are really tasty.
By snsdpro on 2010/04/12 at 12:38 pm
Blame it on cucumbers. d:
By zheming on 2010/04/12 at 12:52 pm
nice..
Please vote for SNSD’s Oh! & StarStarStar. They’re currently on #3 only.
Voting closes on April 14.
http://www.arirang.co.kr/TV/Pops_Weekly10….G_CODE=TVCR0102
By anoako on 2010/04/12 at 2:03 pm
cucumbers taste good, and ssica looks so good!weeeee
http://www.arirang.co.kr/TV/Pops_Weekly10.asp?PROG_CODE=TVCR0102
vot for Oh!, Lupin is kind of pulling away!
SNSD fighting!
By yurissssi on 2010/04/12 at 4:09 pm
LOL. HAHAH.
Love you staffers for doing this lil birthday thing, very creative and hilarious. I’ll have to call maria and just force her to come out of the hole and check this out.
back on track though: gather your pitch forks team, we’re goin to every..farm? (is that where they grow) and killin these nasties. *tribal screams*
By Boss Lady on 2010/04/12 at 2:17 pm
i ate cucumbers couple times..
and i still don’t like it until now..
but i think to terminate the cucumbers is a lil bit overreacted..
but it’s hilarious..
hahahaha..
By HyunSu on 2010/04/12 at 2:39 pm
I just realise that jessica is a week older than me 🙂 I was born on 25th april 1989 and she is 18th april 1989. Btw, she’s just 21 in west calendar. I wish I can celebrate our birthday together.
By Lalala on 2010/04/12 at 4:46 pm
Yes, we know. I just decided to go with her Korean age. =]
By greeentee on 2010/04/12 at 8:53 pm
Yes we must kill all those vile green thingys for Jessica, so that she can be worry free when she eats 🙂
By Dsasuke on 2010/04/12 at 5:13 pm
seriously, i love the first picture.
Never knew they had heart shaped and star shaped cucumbers ♥
By ruraldaze on 2010/04/12 at 5:19 pm
I like cucumbers in my salad beside steaks though but for Jessica, I will stay off it for a bit.
Little info you guys might not know, Krystal who happens to be Jessica’s little sister also does not like cucumbers.
By Bushido on 2010/04/12 at 5:53 pm
Haha can’t wait to watch it the other two parts!!!
Asian pears are sooo yummy lol I laughed so hard when Yoona unnie was being evil =p
By concon12 on 2010/04/12 at 6:28 pm
For Jessica I’d destroy all cucumbers 🙂
By Renoo on 2010/04/12 at 6:34 pm
I found this page, where or girls are being voted, mind to vote for them?
Just clik on the buttom that say vote, even if the others buttom seems active click just on SNSD buttom, let´s show them that they´re the best…
(^_^)b
http://www.arirang.co.kr/TV/Pops_Weekly10.asp?PROG_CODE=TVCR0102
Go!, Go!, Go!…
By Carlos on 2010/04/12 at 6:56 pm
i actually LOVE cucumbers, but hey, for Sica, i’ll do anything.
let the cucumber-or anything like them-war begin (:
By sumandoo on 2010/04/12 at 7:47 pm
damn i love cucumbers…ah o well
By May on 2010/04/12 at 11:23 pm
WHAT! nooooo -.-
i absolutley love cucumbers!!Why would anybody hate cucumbers lol :P…well for this war im with the cucumbers ( MUHAHAHHAHAHA)…after this is over im with jessica lol :P:P:P
By Lia on 2010/04/12 at 11:46 pm
Shun! Shun the non believer! Shunnnnnnnnn!!!!
By o__o on 2010/04/13 at 11:58 am
MUAHAHHAA FEEL MY WRATHH!!(throws cucumbers at jessica) XDXDD im jkz lol 🙂
By Lia on 2010/04/14 at 3:43 am
MUAHAHHAA FEEL MY WRATHH!!(throws cucumbers at jessica) XDXDD im jkz lol 🙂
i love cucumbers lol i eat them everyday for as long as i lived XD
By Lia on 2010/04/14 at 3:44 am
you sure you eat them cucumbers? 😛
By ruraldaze on 2010/04/13 at 1:43 pm
I hate cucumbers.,they smell awful..
i’m part of the cucumber-killing-cos-it’s-sica’s-week army!! (LOL..is there such a thing?..)..
But seriously, i hate cucumbers since i was a kid.
i still hate them now,and sica hates them, another reason for me to dislike those things.. let the war begin!!
By _shengsheng_ on 2010/04/13 at 12:08 am
I can eat cucumbers fine.
By thatonezombie on 2010/04/13 at 9:28 am
Cucumbers are nice and refreshing. We shouldn’t be getting rid of them, rather we must make Jess impervious to them. This must mean that she’s never had a full facial mask – cucumbers would make a powerful ally.
Cucumber-covered Tiffany as a form of treatment? It’s worth a shot.
By Deft-Monkey on 2010/04/13 at 2:00 pm
You know what I like, Deft. Tiffany systematically desensitising Jessica, one Tiffany-scented cucumber slice at a time, with “Coffee Caramel” playing in the background to ease the nerves.
By ruraldaze on 2010/04/13 at 2:12 pm
keep it pg…13 guys lol.
By greeentee on 2010/04/13 at 2:32 pm
ahahahahahah…you guys can really experiment with cucumbers when it comes to JeTi huh?! LMAO…XD
By flint_YoonShiDae on 2010/04/13 at 3:48 pm
You do make me laugh, Aun.
Sorry GT, we’ll keep it wholesome! We all (now) know that Aun rhymes with nun! Just trying to prove that we need to work with cucumbers and not against them.
I’m starting to realise that I’d make a bad husband. Hypothetically, if Jessica was my wife, I would definitely torment her with cucumbers, just because cute reactions are cute. The pain after is part of the happiness then.
Doesn’t necessarily have to be JeTi, flint, I’m just using a logical situation seeing as we all know that they’re the real deal. It’s obvious that the Don will be able to tighten her grip on her gang when she joins forces with the cucumber. Tiffany is the cucumber-covered stepping stone that will take her to the top!
By Deft-Monkey on 2010/04/13 at 4:04 pm
Cucumbers… they go on mah sammiches… Im PRO CUCUMBER
By Vansoshi on 2010/04/13 at 4:19 pm
i support this WAR!!!!!
By jezzahlia on 2010/04/13 at 6:59 pm
LOL. war on cucumbers!
can’t wait to see the other 2 parts. ^_^
By chinesebutterfly on 2010/04/13 at 7:19 pm
hahaha, this is funny, i don’t like cucumber also except i like watermelon..jessica’s number is 22 and my birthday is 22 also..
By blkshi on 2010/04/13 at 10:36 pm
First of all, are those cucumbers in that first pic real? And if they are, how the hell do they do that?!
Anyway, I find Jessica’s disgust of cumbers, melons, and asian pears very, super funny and strange, butt her reactions are freakin’ ADORABLE!!!!! Funny how the ice princess crumbles before cucumbers! LOL!
God, I love that girl!
By callie on 2010/04/14 at 6:37 am
My guess is that they’re real, and grown in shaped ‘molds’ so that they take that form. =]
By greeentee on 2010/04/14 at 6:53 am
lolol i think they use cookie cuttesr, you know the metal shaped things. just slice it through the whole cucumber 😛
By Boss Lady on 2010/04/14 at 6:57 am
cucumbers<sergeant sic!!
let's fight for the princess 🙂
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lol at the gif!! she is fighting the cucumbers XD
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