Edit: Added something in the bodyguard paragraph. Forgot to add in the passport evidence lol.

In a previous post, the Boss Lady informed the public about SNSD‘s KPSD‘s >>latest assassination<< attack. And as requested, I am here to settle all questions in this statement.

Now, I’ve been caught up on other work so I haven’t seen all the evidence yet. I haven’t even done my inside job, everything so far is given to me or I’ve stumbled upon by accident. But if you want my opinion, I say that whoever it is trying to >>take down<< the Don, FAILED. You all saw it, how the alleged attacker rushed Don Jessi but did not expect to be suffocated in a tight ’embrace’ as she was backed away from the lineup and most probably either thrown to the ground or tangled in a wrestle. We all know how it ended as the winner is clearly still alive today.

(As evidence) Let’s start from the beginning. Here’s is a link provided by a reader who gave us some inside scoop (thanks Affliction!)

In this one you can clearly see that people were being WAY too touchy. No personal space at all. There were awkward/wtf moments but the girls were so pro about it ❤

And the winners walks away:

Just so you know how clever these girls are, just look at their lien or protection! In >>one of the videos<< Who was the first to come out of the car? The highest ranking bodyguard, Taeyeon. Who was she protecting? The First Lady, Tiffany. Where was The Right Hand Man, Sooyoung? Leading the rest of the team. Where was the boss? Being protected by everyone else…. or scanned twice, just for safety measures. You know criminals, they’re sneaky.

Mission: Vietnam is a fail. If you’re gonna try and take ’em out, be prepared.

But in all seriousness, fans are fans and everyone gets crazy. The girls most likely can’t bring all their bodyguards from Korea over to every international business meeting country they visit. They’re a group of nine and bringing anymore would just be a hassle. The girls are always traveling (why do you think  >>Jessica still has her American passport?<<) for some new bidnezz! So of course, they most likely used the security guards (who aren’t as physically fit and built as bodyguards) in the airport. Since airports are pretty damn big, they most likely couldn’t get every security guard to keep the fans off the girls. So there you have it, little security guards in little numbers leads to mayhem.

Let’s not forget that fans are also… well okay, not everyone’s innocent. We all know what happens to DBSK when they go to places like airports and malls. I don’t remember this happening to the girls when they went to Thailand, but hey, at least this shows how popular they’ve become. It’s just sad that you have to measure it in such ways.

P.S. Where was Yuri? Well being that she is the Underboss, you know that she had to take care of some business in the home country. Her whereabouts and actions are not confirmed for public discussion at this moment but rumor has it that she has recruitment work in universities…

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And excuse my crappy and rushed post. Seems like October is not my month D: I have to replace my AC adapter (charger) for my laptop so I’m bumming off of my siblings’ lappys. I don’t want to be greedy while I borrow a laptop (mostly my little sister’s) so I won’t be posting much. So it was ironic, funny, and flattering that people wanted to know what I thought about this oh-too-perfect scenario to just add to my one too many. Too bad I’ve wasted most of my time on this, I wanted to get to Yoona‘s chamber of secrets too…

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