Okay, I’ll stop with the math references.
Anyway, so earlier, we released our >>inner pedo<< and now it’s time to put our thinking caps on and learn the new men (or should i say man?) of Don Jess‘s army. I already learned them earlier today, but I thought I’d help you guys out 🙂
So pretty much from L-R: Seongyeon (Luna), Krystal, Victoria, Seolri (Sulli/Seol Li), Manber Amber
L-R: Victoria, Seongyeon (Luna), Krystal, Seolri (Sulli/Seol Li), Manber Amber
And here are some new pictures!
Victoria:
Manber Amber:
Okay, if you find me rude, then don’t read this and just skip onto the next picture:
LOL seriously? I thought after the teaser, they would stop the whole man thing… but I don’t know XD Are they trying to make their own Yoshizawa Hitomi? I guess since boy groups have their androgynous members, female groups should have them too? I seriously thought she was Chunglim for a second… or Junjin when he had long hair. And I don’t know if my eyes are deceiving me, but do I see a five o’clock shadow and an adam’s apple?!
Seolri:
Seongyeon (Luna):
Hot. She looks like Yoobin during the Tell Me days.
Krystal:
Along with the pictures, it is now known that f(x) will debut this September with their single LACHATA. And the ‘x’ in ‘f(x)’ is like a variable, where if the ‘x’ changes, the result will be different. Which correlates to the members diverse skills and backgrounds, which will allow them to not only flourish in Korea, but by changing their x-factor or variable, they will also succeed overseas – as that is the plan.
In addition, the ‘f’ stands for ‘flower’, and the ‘x’ stands for the female chromosome ‘xx’. And like a flower, they will blossom and become hot icons to represent Asia as the top “Asian Pop Dance Group.”
-Allkpop
I’ve been holding out on asking this question cuz I thought I’d do some digging myself, but I’ve become lazy… so what the heck does “Lachata” mean? I’d ask my Hispanic friends, but they’d 1) ask me why I care 2) ask me if I just made up some crazy word.
Anyway, so besides Krystal, I didn’t notice anyone else until I rewatched the video a third time. I finally noticed who the “tomboyish” girl that everyone was talking about and my friend laughed at me for being so late. I knew there was gonna be a tomboyish girl (hell, I did write you guys the article) but I was so not paying attention to the teaser I guess. At first, I didn’t like Seolri’s hair and it distracted me from her face… but I noticed she was the only one that smiled so I thought that was very cute of her. Seongyeon/Luna is HOT; people are saying she looks a little like BoA… and I somewhat see that in the teaser. I think she’s the one that does the slow-mo flip in the beginning (while Manber shows off her muscles) so I’m pretty sure they’re deeming her the dancer already.
Krystal, do small waists and round hips run in the family?
Anyway, here’s a picture of Krystal actually looking like Jessica and not like YoonYul!
Credit: Tama Mama @JPHIP
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lol!! Manber! omg i totally agree with u on the part where u only focus on Krystal until 3 times later u see the Manber x]
seriouslyyy YoonYulSic? Krystal is so pretty x]
i’m glad school hasn’t had the chance to suck the humor out of you just yet ^^
that is seriously the best nickname i’ve heard in a looog time!
kudos! you get the golf clap!
*clap clap clap*
Manber. LOL.
dude seriously…i think her and that butch i showed you on fb would get along..but i prefer manber here. 😛
haha what’s really interesting about Krystal is that she definitely looks like her sister, but i can’t quite really put my finger on exactly what/how. But I guess their aura(?) is really strong. Like amidst the dark silhouettes moving around, I just needed to take a quick glance at Krystal to know that she was Jess’s sister
Searching the Web for “la chata” brings up a range of uses, from affectionate to vulgar. I suspect — or am I hoping — in this case, they are using it in its happier meaning. It originally was applied to women with small or snub noses (“chato” for men). “La chata” can now be used as an affectionate term or a nickname for a woman. Hell, even restaurants have the name.
In Maria’s original article (July 13), Victoria looked the prettiest. In the video, I thought Sul Li did, altho her smile seemed out of place in this particular dance.
In the photo above, Amber actually looks pretty. I’m hoping she really isn’t if she’s gonna be acting butch.
Lachata puede ser el nombre de un antiguo bar mexicano al estilo “baqueros del oeste” y si se fijan bien las chicas F(x) tienen como que un aire a cowgirl.
/so sorry for my bad english/
Lachata can be the name of a “old west bar” mexican like old that with cowboys n all..
the name “la chata” separately and literally means a tiny(shorty?) girl. also we call “chata ” a una pequeña botella de ron o wisky.. a little bottle of ron http://www.vinopremier.com/images/1824_bottle—-peq.JPG
btw, check 0:52 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0-U6dx-FMM
their hand sign is like a gun.
i’m sorry but is amber a transexual? she/he looks too manly like. even more manly then GD! kinda scary but i know what sm is trying to do, making someone stand out just like what cube did with 4minute. besides that, the other members looks like any other korean celeb. girls. i think “manber” will make “effects” f(x) popular with her/his look! another major hot issue! <—wait,,. that was 4minute's code.., ummmm., okay! a major effect!
amber is freaking handsome. she is like the female jaejoong. or is jaejoong already a girl? that makes amber the male version of jaejoong then
With girls(?) like Manber around, I’m starting to feel my role as a guy diminish once again. SM is trying to phase out men. Incredibly boyish girls seem to be the new trend.
Seongyeon is seriously attractive. Darn natural beauties of the world – just grow up a little so that we can really let loose (in terms of what we say, of course).
I’m starting to think that Jessica’s figure is hereditary, because Krystal definitely has a great, lean body. This could either help to appease our health scares concerning Jess, or just bring up new ones concerning Krystal. I’m hoping for the first choice.
Every time I saw Krystal’s face in the video, I thought she was Yul, and yet a part of me could tell that she was the Don’s undercover agent. Definitely an ice-type Pokemon.
hahaXD~MANBER!!
geez~but its true!she is so man and cool!
she attracts me a lot!^^
snsd hwaiting!!!!
f(x) hwaiting!!
yay! these girls are sure going to get a lot of attention. can’t wait to see what they bring with their debut. ^_^
I’m starting to like Luna :3
and Krystal seriously looks like Goo Hara in that picture. Amber seems like she’s not really trying there during parts of the dance. XD
Manber! thats genius.
haha, i like that luna girl, she’s super pretty (:
but she does look like yoobin, but also she looks like she fits in with after school. haha~
Humm.. at least Yossie had a girl’s face. Amber looks completely like a guy. XD
bwahaha “Anyway, here’s a picture of Krystal actually looking like Jessica and not like YoonYul!”
yeah krystal really looks like the love child of yoonyul + jessica (if that’s possible)
now ppl will be even more confused with triplets all over the place 😛
uh and manber/amber nice nickname for her 😛
i think sm is trying to make her like yoshi, which seems pretty good to me 😛
LOL, I’m not sure how to make couple names out of this group… But, I do know how to fangirl over
KRYSTAL!!! <33
lulz
Manber xD
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Victoria’s looks doesn’t really stand out if you ask me. She looks like any other Korean singers/actresses out there who are beautiful and has decent height.
I can’t really comment on Luna and Sul Li, but I can tell that they’ll gain much more popularity like Yoona did, with drama and variety shows that promotes more attention to their group.
As for Manber and Krystal, well, I sense a friggin’ scandalous couple coming up! ‘Nuff said :p
Manber~ <33
IDK, I like her style. =P
Someone who posted the video on YouTube (“TOKrystal”) says that Victoria did the front walkovers.
hmmm i ve seen the video on youtube, I love it!!!