Okay, if you don’t like me or you don’t like my silly awesome theories, go ahead and click your back arrow or scroll down to other lovely news because I’ve got my creative juices flowing again 😀
So read between the lines and G _ _ O while you still have the chance.
Cindy, disregard the above. Come in~ You know you want to~
Everyone else who is about to enter, just know that there was nothing else left to do and right now it’s 3:30 AM…. and nothing new is happening so I just decided to post something for the hell of it.
So I was >>reading some news<< and although I already knew all there is to know about what netizens are raving on and on about Tiffany’s >>missing underwear situation<<… I decided to see what Seoulbeats reported. I gotta say, they have it pretty accurate unlike other news sites so I was happy about that.
Though… Enough about all that and on to my new theory because that’s what you really want anyway? Plus, if I don’t get it out here, then I’m just gonna have to annoy the Boss Lady about it and get shot down D:
I don’t know why I figured it out before! I mean, it’s pretty obvious! What happened in that particular situation was this:
The reason why Sooyoung is so angry at Yoona peeping is because she knows that Jessica can’t keep an eye on her girl all the time! So Sooyoung being the Right Hand Man, she also has a duty to protect the Lady… so that includes over exposure. That probably also explains why Sooyoung took her off to the side, lecturing her about knowing better than forgetting her Spanky Pants and the consequences it may bring. It’s a good thing Yoona checked so Tiffany can learn her lesson!
The Aftermath
Also, I figured out the unfortunate events at >>Music Core<<. The collapse of the stage was due to SNSD’s Thunda Thighs that rocked the stage all night. Such technology was not invented for SNSD’s thighs prior to the performance, and thus it collapsed under such great pressure. Because of this, we won’t be seeing SNSD perform on another stage until later this week when all stages are secure.
Everyone should know what stars symbolize
I’ve also figured out why Jessica is the only one with gay sparkly stickers on her face. Jess is not only the Don, but also the >>Leader or the Lezzie League<< so as a mandatory statement, she must show her support for the League at least once, just like her partner for the >>Group of Gays (League)<< did in the 2008 SBS Gayo Daejun. You can expect to see more support from Jessica as this seems to be a >>routine thing<< for her now. That’s showing some mad support!
Tramp Stamp and Dragonfly Fairy Wings! Oh boy!
Why So Sad?
I figured out why Yuri and Yoona were so devistated. Yuri is a supporter of safe sex… And she didn’t take her own advice.
Yuri's first solo endorsement: Long nails? Finger Condom!
And the concequences of not taking precautions?
Well, there goes all of Yuri’s future Playa Years. Now it’s time to be a real >>manYuri<<, and be a father.
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I’m not even gonna bother reading this………. wtf am I doing still up? I gotta get up early to go play some bowling and soccer lol.
Credits: Tama Mama for the pics, Someone else for the Macro
SNSD Korean 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ your post!
It was just carelessness of Tiffany if she REALLY DID not wear spanky pants. And I did mind that YoonA just pulled up Tiffany’s skirt just like that. Older, same age, younger… you don’t do that one another in PUBLIC… and this is a teenage idol in a major public we’re talking about.
If YoonA really wanted to check, she should have done it earlier. No wonder Sooyoung looked piss.
You know, when we had the post in snsdkoreanwordpress, I thought it was rude of yoona but laughed it off since feroro made a huge joke about soofany love, but reading all these posts has been kind of.. brainwashing.. and yes why are you still up!?
lol. your theory is awesome as always. good thing fany got reprimanded by shikshin before it went too far and sica found out. and that’s too bad that there won’t be anymore stages for a while. but oh well, we’ll wait. and the pics were awesome. ^_^
LMAO! omg i love your theories even tho boss lady disagree LOL! omfg so thats why the light fell down at music bank.. and i found out why jessica has a sticker on her face lol
i think im learning so much from u than i learn from school =] LOL! x]
haha i loved your post…
i also did mind what yoo did to fany, she couldve brought her to the side and mentioned something to her about it.
soo was just being the right hand man like you said,
and lol at sica’s sticker
Haha, Mandatory Statement with the star. It only makes sense I guess
Just wanted some of you people to know, Tiffany was indeed wearing underwear. The whole commotion was about whether or not her dress was pinned down. Yoona lifted up Tiffany’s dress to see if her underwear was visible if the dress were to flip up during their performance. They confirmed that it was only a rumor in Taeyeon’s Chin Chin Radio. Tiffany said, “No matter how busy I am, I would never forget to wear underwear.” (or something along those lines).
Oh man, why are most of you blaming on yoona! Yoona is just being kind and helpful to check on tiffany, and yet get criticized. Tiffany herself should take the initiative to check!
LOL, it’s okay Yoonyul. I’ll support you guys until the end. At least your son is cute. <3333