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Okay, if you’re not a fan of CAPS, don’t read this. I was too lazy to re-do everything… I had to serve a punishment on this one Livejournal community (I’m new to LJ. I’ve known about it for years, but I was a XANGA girl all the way) for not writing my stuff in CAPS when the community was clearly called CAPSLOCK_SNSD… CAPS communities are actually quite famous on LJ to my surprise… Anyway, if you don’t like my humor, like I always say… G_ _ O. Read between the lines.

I just copy and pasted everything I had on the entry so… OH, but because I love you guys, I’ll add in what I didn’t get to add in on my LJ version. Beware, there is a lot of slang in here… well “e-slang”.

MEET THE SUNNY BUNNY.


THIS IS SUNNY BUNNY IN HER NATURAL HABITAT.

SUNNY BUNNY LIVES A HARD LIFE. EVERYONE WANTS HER SECKS, BUT SHE’S TOO MUCH OF A CATCH FOR ANYONE BUT GIRLS. THAT WAS UNTIL SEVEN BOYS DECIDED TO TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS, GET DOWN TO SURRIOUS BIDNEZZ, AND CAPTURE HER.

THE BOYS WHO CALL THEMSELVES 2PM DECIDED THAT THEY WILL DOCUMENT THEIR PROGRESS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY AND YOU’LL BE ABLE TO WATCH IT IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME. THERE WAS NO BETTER NAME FOR THIS SHOW OTHER THAN “WILD BUNNY”.
WATCH AS THE BOYS STRETCH AND PREPARE FOR THIS WILD CHASE AND PHAIL.

I GOT SOME INSIDE SCOOP AND FOUND SOME FOOTAGE THAT YOU PROBABLY WON’T BE

SEEING ON TV. THEY MANAGED TO CAPTURE THIS SEXY CREATURE IN THE MIDDLE OF HER CLEANSING PROCESS.

DIRTY BUNNY:

A CLEANER BUNNY:

NOTE: ONLY HALF WAY DONE WITH CLEANING HER FUR. HER TONGUE MUST’VE BEEN VERY TIRED.

THE HUNTERS HOWEVER, WERE SPOTTED AND SHE RAN BEFORE FINISHING.

WHAT A DIRTY, DIRTY BUNNY.

SUNNY BUNNY WHILE RUNNING AWAY, MANAGED TO FIND OTHER ANIMALS IN A BEAUTIFUL LAKE THAT SHE WAS SURE SHE

COULD HIDE WITH (AS WELL AS BATHE WITH).


SUNNY’S ARRIVAL WAS NOT VERY PLEASING, HAVING CUM SO SUDDENLY. UPSET THAT SUNNY HAD INTERRUPTED YURI-GAZELLE’S MOTORBOATING RITUAL, YOONA-DEER ASKED HER WHY THEY SHOULD ACCEPT HER IF SHE SEEMED LIKE A NUISANCE…


QUICK TO THINK, SUNNY SHOWED THEM HER POWERFUL “MATING DANCE” THAT ATTRACTED MORE PUSSY THAN ANYONE COULD EVER IMAGINE.


UPON HEARING THAT, THE YURI-GAZELLE COULDN’T HELP BUT ACCEPT!

SUNNY BUNNY WAS THRILLED!

SHE KNEW SHE’D BE LIVING SEXILY, LIKE A SUPERSTAR, SHINING STAR, SHUPERSTAR, IN HER NEW PARADISE.

AFTER A FEW DAYS IN HER NEW HOME, THE PESTS WERE BACK TO SPY ON SUNNY BUNNY AND TRY TO CAPTURE HER. THE ELDEST AND YOUNGEST OF THE GROUP, JAEBOM AND CHANSUNG, HAD TO FACE MANY OBSTACLES TO GET AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE.

FIRST, THEY HAD TO BLEND IN WITH A SERIES OF MATING RITUALS.

THE FIRST MATING DANCE:

THE SECOND MATING DANCE:

THOUGH MANY OF THE OTHER CREATURES AROUND THE COMMUNITY WERE DAZZLED, SUNNY BUNNY WAS NO FOOL.

SECOND, THEY TRIED A SEXY RITUAL TO TRY AND LURE SUNNY BUNNY IN…BUT IT WAS PHAIL.

THIRD, THEY TRIED A BATTLE, BUT IT WAS STILL PHAIL.

I GUESS WE’LL SEE HOW THIS SERIES WILL TURN OUT AS IT PROGRESSES?

OKAY, I HOPE THAT WAS ENOUGH PUNISHMENT BECAUSE I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THIS POST. I ALSO NEVER USED LJ BEFORE… SO… OH, AND THIS WASN’T POSSIBLE WITHOUT THE GREAT,

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Can you believe that was my first ever LJ post? Haha. Speaking of Chris Brown! Omgaz, watching Jaebum do a dance cover of Chris Brown’s Take You Down post *drools*… Hyoyeon, if you never get to meet Chris, just hit up Jaebom. Aren’t you guys friends anyway?

Oh and if you want more info on the YoonYul gif… What there was Yuri got so excited being in a pool with Yoona, having the water reminded her of boats… So she got clever and wanted to motorboat. However, Yoona was not havin’ that in public, so she ended up hitting Yuri in the end, deflecting her. Yoona, bewbs of steel anyone?

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